The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie ShowThe Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico? I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
- I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.
- I hope I didn’t brain my damage.
- Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
Natural Born KissersYour questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. D’oh.
RosebudI’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. D’oh.
- Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
- Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train!
- “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.